Marco and Polo Are Little Shits

Marco here, ever been greeted with the phrase "You little shits!"? Well, Polo and I can cross that off our bucket lists as of today.  Okay, so maybe we deserved it...we decided on Friday that it would be hilarious to tape a post-it note over the sensor on the bottom of Dr. Mom's computer mouse. Turns out,we were right, it was hilarious! Dr. Mom spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why the buttons worked but the cursor wouldn't move. I just wish we had been there to see it... In all fairness, this prank was intended for motivational purposes; the post-it note said "Sometimes you just need to laugh!" and laugh she did.

 Getting a new nickname was only the beginning of our 'experience' with Dr. Mom today. She was talking all about this new book series she just finished reading (50 Shades of Grey) and how it was just about the raciest thing she's ever read, I believe the term 'soft-core porn' was used to describe it. Anyway, she went on and on about how great this series was and how we should read it. Then she decides that Polo wouldn't be able to handle reading it but I would probably like it. [sidenote: Polo basically reads every vampire book ever written, which according to her are sometimes just as bad as this book Dr. Mom was describing I'll let Polo chime in on that one; vampires aren't my cup of blood (I mean tea!).] By the end of the conversation, Polo was dying to read this series and I had no interest. So once again Dr. Mom pegs Polo and I almost completely wrong...

A short list of all the other times Dr. Mom has pegged us wrong?

• She thought I was a quiet person- I'm definitely louder than Polo....
• She thought I wouldn't be in a sorority- I'm in a sorority
• She thought I used to beat up girl scouts when I was a kid- I WAS a girl scout for 10 years, and I'm a lifetime member

As Always, Stay Nerdy, 

Marco